| Questions
11 - 15: The right price |
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Question N 11:
Price in euros of 6 bottles of sparkling
water? |
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| 3,66 |
5,66 |
7,66 |
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Question N 12:
Price in euros of 180 g of whole foie
gras? |
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| 1,90 |
4,90 |
7,90 |
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Question N 13:
Price in euros of 8 yoghourts Danone's
fjord? |
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| 1,00 |
2,50 |
5,00 |
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Question N 14:
Price in euros of a B' Twin 5 cycle with
21 speeds? |
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| 175,00 |
275,00 |
375,00 |
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Question N 15:
Price in euros of a 14 bent teeth
Jardibest rateau ? |
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| 6,00 |
12,00 |
18,00 |
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| Questions
16 - 20: Euro gag |
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Question N 16:
Why has the ecu been abandoned ? |
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| In
French, it is impolite |
In
Greek, it sounds like " Shut up !
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In
German, it sounds like " A cow
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Question n° 17:
"Cent balles" (100 FF) and one
Mars (4,95 FF), how many euro does it
make ? |
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| 14 |
16 |
18 |
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Question N 18:
If you go to New Calédonie ( french
oversea territory), nobody will want your
euro: against what currency will you need
to exchange them? |
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| The
French Franc |
The CFP
Franc |
The CFA
Franc |
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Question N 19:
If one put all the coins in euro
distributed this year side by side, how
many km would the so obtained chain do ? |
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| 1 km |
1000 km |
100 000
km |
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Question N 20:
Dozens German drink slot machines
accepting the 2-euro coins must be
removed from the public places. Why? |
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| The heat
of the coffee makes coins partially melt |
10 Thai
baths coins are also accepted |
The
nickel of the 2-euro coins blocks the
distributor in " Drainage of the
drink "position |
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Eurojokes
Some jokes on the
euro... |
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| It
happened… |
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In
Austria, a civil servant of the national
Bank sold by mistake kits of euros being
sold one for 908-euro at the price of
36,35-euro ...
He made lose so 872 euros by deal. Please
, look for the error. Kits, sold by
package of 25, should have been sold at
the price of 12500 schillings. Forgetting
both first figures, he contented with
collecting 500 schillings by kit. The
amount of the losses was not yet
established, the bank still being unaware
to say how many times the error was
repeated.In
Montauban, France, the motorists have
been able to take advantage until the
middle of February of an unexpected
present, namely the wantonness of the car
park. Indeed, the 35 parking meters of
the city were not modified in time to
accept euro.
So the small slies who had already
emptied all the French francs of their
pockets had a good excuse not to pay
their due to the machine.
Greece,
in theory, is certainly one of the most
europhile countries of the planet.
Nevertheless, the broadcasting of the
emission Big Brother, the local Loft
Story delighted the audimat success from
the euro during the New Year's Eve. We
can understand them. To celebrate the
event, the NET national channel diffused
the speech of Prime Minister Costas
Simitis. The private competition, in the
same time, presented the winning Loanna
of Zeus's nation.
In
England, queen Elisabeth II is not only
in cold with her daughters-in-law. She
seems also fireproof in the euro. So, the
shops of Buckingham's palace will not
accept the European single currency,
contrarly to the other businesses of
City.
" It is a commercial decision
" the royal spokesman simply proved
himself. " The shops of
the official places of residence of the
crown have never accepted any other
currency except the pound ".
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| Just for
fun… |
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The
difference between Euroland and
Eurodisney?
- There is not any. People queue up at
both, that taps gristle... Except that,
at least, Eurodisney lasts only one
day...
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In 2002, Sergeant Garcia is not going to
sleep quiet : Zeuro has come.
A million old francs, what does it make,
in euros?
- A migraine.Who
should we go and see if the euro puts us
under stress?
- A neurologist
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To change old franc in euro, please ,
divide the sum in old franc by 6,55957
and you will obtain the sum in euro-cent.
Then please , divide by 100 and you will
obtain euro. If you do not succeed, give
your money to your children, they will do
it themselves without any trouble.Euroland
of dream : The policemen are
English, the cooks are French, the
mechanics are German, the lovers are
Italian, the whole is organized by the
Swiss.
Euroland of nightmare : The leaders
are English, the interpreters are French,
the police is German, the lovers are
Swiss, and everything is organized by the
Italian.
With
the euro, the Belgian are finally going
to be able to understand everything in
their favorite emission: " The
right price " , on the French
TV.
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It
will be faster to write a check: 5
letters for euro, 6 for francs, so one
half-second by check, 25 seconds by
chequebook. With 5 chequebooks a year,
that makes more than one hour and a half
saved in a life : the time of a good
supplementary football match on the TV.
Sorry, Ladies, it is necessary to take
charge !
Before
when one travelled abroad, he could be
swindled by mistaking with the currency,
but now, it is no more necessary to set
the plane, one can be swindled in the
bakery of the place.
Ladies,
please , convert your weight in
eurokilograms, you will see, that is
absolutely unuseful but that pleases.
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